@Killa Koala
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
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- wss://relay.ditto.pub – read & write
Recent Notes
"Houston, we have a solution."
#Thunderbird #ArtemisII
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@nprofile1q... That's pretty much what I said to myself when I heard the astronaut say that on NASA's live feed. 🤣
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Patch Notes 6211.231//B:
- Citizens on fire are no longer forced to complete stand-up meetings before they can put themselves out.
- Fixed water supply issue so citizens now vomit at acceptable leve...
@nprofile1q... The reduction of skinny dippers in the food vats means that AlphaSlop #1 (bland flavour) will be less spicy. However, the fix for the water supply issue means citizens can add extra water to their AlphaSlop without the risk of projectile vomiting or bursting into flames.
There is no war in IRN Sector.
The Armed Forces are merely engaging in preemptive retaliatory de-escalation operations.
Citizens claiming otherwise will be considered traitors, and be indefinitely de...
@nprofile1q... As a citizen living near IRN Sector can I request that the Wonderful and Heroic Armed Forces of our Beloved Alpha Complex please conduct their preemptive retaliatory de-escalation operations more quietly? Between the explosions and the screaming I cannot get a good night's sleep and have started falling asleep at work, which is embarrassing.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Attention citizen:
Friend Computer has noticed that you have not liked this message.
You have twenty seconds to like and/or boost before Troubleshooters are dispatched to your location to help your n...
@nprofile1q... Liking is for wimps, mutants, commies and traitors. This citizen *loved* your message.
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