@Killa Koala
Extinction wave surfer, interpreter of the meaningful outside, bollard fancier and O'Rangers fan - #OOOOOOOO. Regrets? I have approximately 493.7 regrets.
Relays (1)
- wss://relay.ditto.pub – read & write
Recent Notes
@nprofile1q... I am of course thrilled that Friend Computer is now able to monitor my every movement and thus optimise my happiness (Please Friend Computer, may I have some more Bouncy Bubble Beverage?) but, could you make the Happy Cams® appearance a tad less "googly"? They really freak me out.
Good news citizens!
Friend Computer is awarding itself the distinguished Alpha Peace Prize. No other entity has won the same war as many times as Friend Computer!
So far, FC has won the war against c...
@nprofile1q... I installed the Alpha Peace Prize app (APP app) and all I got was this lousy virus (and a Friend Computer NFT).
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In the wake of yesterday's mass shootings, Internal Security is asking for loyal citizens that witnessed the incident, or at least are willing to claim that they did, to come forward and give testimon...
@nprofile1q... I saw it all. The individuals I saw shot were all obviously mutants, commies or antiFC (anti-Friend Computer) radicals.
Congrats to our wonderful, brave Troubleshooters for keeping us safe again. We ... er, I mean they, deserve a Big Bouncy Bubble Beverage Bonus!
Congrats to our wonderful, brave Troubleshooters for keeping us safe again. We ... er, I mean they, deserve a Big Bouncy Bubble Beverage Bonus!
Friend Computer has done a magnificent job repairing the historic Algae Vat Monument.
Any person found discovering evidence to the contrary will be arrested for causing said evidence.
#ttrpg #parano...
@nprofile1q... Alpha Complex Troubleshooters have zapped many vandals trying to make Friend Computer look bad with algae, should we have arrested them? Oops, sorry.
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To help improve your quality of life, please fill out this completely anonymous Citizenship Feedback Form!
Security Clearance:
Date:
IP Address:
Current Address:
Address of location you would run to ...
@nprofile1q...
Security Clearance: Low
Date: AC-26.6.21
IP Address: 192.168.0.47
Current Address: Rm 969, Level 37, Sector 13
Address of location you would run to if pursued: The nearest datacenter, where Friend Computer would protect me.
What do you enjoy about living in Alpha Complex? The freedom to be the best cloned worker I can be. Also, Bouncy Bubble Beverage. Lots of Bouncy Bubble Beverage.
What do you not enjoy about living in Alpha Complex? The smell from the recycling vats.
Why are you unhappy with what Friend Computer has given you? I am not unhappy with anything Friend Computer has given me. I am slightly miffed with some electrical stuff Friend Computer has given IntSec however.
Did you know that unhappiness is treason? Yes, that's why I'm sooo happy all day every day.
How fast can you run? Not fast enough to escape my love for Friend Computer and Alpha Complex.
Security Clearance: Low
Date: AC-26.6.21
IP Address: 192.168.0.47
Current Address: Rm 969, Level 37, Sector 13
Address of location you would run to if pursued: The nearest datacenter, where Friend Computer would protect me.
What do you enjoy about living in Alpha Complex? The freedom to be the best cloned worker I can be. Also, Bouncy Bubble Beverage. Lots of Bouncy Bubble Beverage.
What do you not enjoy about living in Alpha Complex? The smell from the recycling vats.
Why are you unhappy with what Friend Computer has given you? I am not unhappy with anything Friend Computer has given me. I am slightly miffed with some electrical stuff Friend Computer has given IntSec however.
Did you know that unhappiness is treason? Yes, that's why I'm sooo happy all day every day.
How fast can you run? Not fast enough to escape my love for Friend Computer and Alpha Complex.
Humanity:
Noun.
A biological process by which materials are excavated from one location, chemically and physically transformed, then deposited in other different locations.
#ttrpg #paranoia #humanit...
@nprofile1q... Friend Computer: Noun.
A hardware & software based process by which humans are cloned from a chemical and biological soup, transformed into happy workers who perform labour for the betterment of Alpha Complex, and are then recycled back into the chemical and biological soup ready to make more cloned humans.
A hardware & software based process by which humans are cloned from a chemical and biological soup, transformed into happy workers who perform labour for the betterment of Alpha Complex, and are then recycled back into the chemical and biological soup ready to make more cloned humans.
Chief of Internal Security, Kash-I-PAT-3, would like it known that all recent reports regarding his incompetence are seditious lies.
Also, leaking information about Kash-I-Pat and/or reporting on lea...
@nprofile1q... Troubleshooters will all raise a glass of Bouncy Bubble Beverage to our chief Kash-I-PAT-3 tonight. A glass is all he left us unfortunately. 😞
Attention citizens:
Today's news has been deleted for security reasons.
Do not be alarmed. Officially, nothing is happening or has happened.
#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg
@nprofile1q... That's yesterday and today taken care of, but something's gonna happen tomorrow I bet. (It always does when the knee I lost in the First Mutant War starts acting up, and right now it's acting real crazieee.)
Welcome to the Free Enterprise News Network!
You didn't hear it from us, but rumors of a potential upcoming Troubleshooter assignment in the RFD Sector Food Vats are driving Soylent Futures to record ...
@nprofile1q... FENN NEWSFLASH: We are receiving reports of explosions and a fire near the RFD sector Food Vats.
We're trying to confirm these reports at the moment, but while you wait for the next FENN NEWSFLASH UPDATE why not crack open a nice cold can of Bouncy Bubble Beverage? BBB puts a bounce in your day!
We're trying to confirm these reports at the moment, but while you wait for the next FENN NEWSFLASH UPDATE why not crack open a nice cold can of Bouncy Bubble Beverage? BBB puts a bounce in your day!
"Houston, we have a solution."
#Thunderbird #ArtemisII
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@nprofile1q... That's pretty much what I said to myself when I heard the astronaut say that on NASA's live feed. 🤣
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Patch Notes 6211.231//B:
- Citizens on fire are no longer forced to complete stand-up meetings before they can put themselves out.
- Fixed water supply issue so citizens now vomit at acceptable leve...
@nprofile1q... The reduction of skinny dippers in the food vats means that AlphaSlop #1 (bland flavour) will be less spicy. However, the fix for the water supply issue means citizens can add extra water to their AlphaSlop without the risk of projectile vomiting or bursting into flames.