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Libertarianism works until you run out of forty billion US dollars.

most expensive item on the fucking menu for no good reason (no substitutions please.)

NEVER available on the lunch menu.

gives you that bad gas on the way home (it was NOT the green beans)

35% gratuity included. (you've already dropped your fork*)

no kids pls.

don't cry. I am just a fish.

*you were using the salad fork. just give up.

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Sources for Chinese death penalty figures are unique in that they only come from two major sources:

- Falun gong, a reactionary cult

- amnesty international, a western hammer used to justify the invasion of Iraq.

So for Wikipedia when we say China is "widely assumed" the leader in death penalty figures the source is "I made it the fuck up" I guess 🤨
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2026 and the safety video on united, originally intended as unskippable content for safety reasons, is now accompanied by two random 30 second adverts.

Once you hit cruising altitude? A soft pitch for a credit card.

Followed by a flight attendant roaming the aisles like a carnival barker with credit card applications.

Every movie in flight? 2 commercials.

But please tell me more about the undeniable efficiency of the market so I don't focus so directly on its absolutely soul crushing material conditions.
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@IngridHbn @chadmccullough lmao this is neeeeeever happening 🤣🤣

Hasan has several procedural appeals he can make. Including constitutionality of a public execution which the supreme court will likely side with him on grounds of cruel and unusual punishment.

He himself confessed that he engaged in the crime to protect the Taliban and Muslims, so the federal government has every incentive to reassign him to life without parole to avoid the more disastrous outcome: creating an extremist martyr.

Then there's the party of children and pious christian family values advocating for a public execution by firing squad. Permitting a sizeable chunk of these Americans to actually *see* what an execution is would likely drive public sentiment wildly against capital punishment and the regimes push to accelerate its implementation.