Damus
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Ben
@Ben

Hi, I'm Ben.

I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.

I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.

He/Him

Want to give me a million pounds? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]

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Recent Notes

Ben · 1w
Anyway happy Wednesday everybody. Let's do this! https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/486/499/294/141/012/original/57e14a75775e7525.jpg
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I find it so weird that men feel they are more manly for eating specific types of food. Like eating chicken nuggets from Tesco makes them a hunter gatherer. I am always curious - like if they are more worthy of admiration because of their meat to vegetable ratio, what other foods would best them in a duel (like Top Trumps)? Like if someone came at them with a tiramisu would they be defeated? Ah, you have drawn the steak, however I am eating a plank of wood and am therefore victorious! Wood! Wood! Wood!
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Do no acting like a stupid or macho type or you will be got by a man who have ruber kind of face an you will live life in a wet pipe

David Njoku · 2w
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#LondonMarathon

Marshalled. Done. Tried to write a couple of posts earlier but kept getting sidetracked. Wholly positive day. I have now had 3 beers and am sleepy and excited. Hurrah! Big love all at you and over you and in your face. X

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I am so impressed with the power and virility of all these alpha male types. They are so manly! But who is the manliest? I think they should have a competition to find out. A fight to the last man standing. And then that guy can just fuck off.
Deep Mud · 2w
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Number6 :syncthing: · 2w
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