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Ben
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Hi, I'm Ben.

I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.

I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.

He/Him

Want to give me a million pounds? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]

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Just spent ages watching this gorgeous little idiot rolling around and prancing about, sunning himself


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Good morning chums. With our recent update and being offline for a bit, I was reflecting on the impact Fedi has on my day to day life. Thinking about everyone who makes my life better every single day. There are so very many very cool people on this stupid website (I know it's not a website). There is a Dean! An Alice! A Nick! Another Nick! Another Nic? Another Alice! Another Alice? Yet another Alice? Why are there so many Alice's? The one and only Babe. A Paul! A Max! Another Paul? Oh god another Alice? Neil! A Dude who is Funky. A Karen who is a Bat? A Logan who is so John. Chris who is so Fletch. Various other Chris's. Chrisses? Crises? A glorious Lisa. A Rok who is a Roll. A Padma who is Purple. A May who is gloriously Toronto. A Wall who is so Flower. A Jenica that is very much a Lake. There are too many to name, frankly. And these people make my life better every day in lots of little and big ways and I'm extremely grateful for all of them (you). If you're not following them - do a bit of digging. Get involved. Seek out these mad glorious creatures who live among us and inhabit these lovely shores. Feel free to tag yourself if you want. Or not, I'm not your mum.
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Every now and again I like to dip into GB News to see what the fash are upto. This mornings big news?....

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If you suddenly found yourself to be a trillionaire, after paying off all of your family/friends debt, making sure everyone you love is financially secure, and then a nice big holiday/party for everyone, what would be the first thing you do?
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Great news! So some guys have developed an Ai to combat the scores of desperate job seekers turning to Ai to attempt to overcome the existing Ai controls stopping them finding employment. Now all we need is some bright spark to develop an Ai to help people communicate with the new Ai. In fact. Let's all just stop working and let the robots fight it out. We're all very tired.

UK firm develops way to tackle 'sea of Ai job applications'

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/26189156.uk-firm-develops-way-tackle-sea-ai-job-applications/