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Orange Ape 🟠🦍
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Founder of the La₿

Android & iOS lead developper 👨‍💻 |

Fluently speaking SHA256 |
#Bitcoin learning |
Daily converting coffee to bits | 👨🏻‍💻
Podcaster on Fountain 🎙️

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Relays (11)
  • wss://nostr.orangepill.dev/ – read & write
  • wss://relayable.org/ – read & write
  • wss://relay.cryptocculture.com/ – read & write
  • wss://relay.snort.social/ – read & write
  • wss://lightningrelay.com/ – read & write
  • wss://offchain.pub/ – read & write
  • wss://eden.nostr.land/ – read & write
  • wss://nostr.bitcoiner.social/ – read & write
  • wss://relay.nostr.band/ – read & write
  • wss://nos.lol/ – read & write
  • wss://relay.damus.io/ – read & write

Recent Notes

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I just lost the 1 BTC I spent the last 10 years carefully accumulating.
Ten years of discipline.
Ten years of saying no to luxuries.
Ten years of watching charts at 3 a.m., of eating cheap, of missing opportunities just to stack a little more.
And just like that… it’s gone. Drained.
I’m not going to pretend this doesn’t hurt. It does. It hurts in a way that’s hard to put into words. That stack wasn’t just money. It was proof that I could build something over time. It was my quiet win against a world that constantly tries to take everything from you.
I know a lot of people will scroll past this. Some will make jokes. Some will say “should’ve used a hardware wallet” or “you were reckless.” Maybe they’re right. But right now I just need a little empathy. Not advice. Not lectures. Just… understanding that this shit is heavy.
I’m not going to lie and say I’m fine.
This is one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to face.
But I refuse to stay on the ground.
I’ve been a fighter my whole life.
I’ve started from zero before.
And I’ll do it again.
Day 1 starts now.
No more excuses. No more self-pity. Just the same quiet determination that got me that 1 BTC in the first place. I’m going to rebuild. Brick by brick. Sat by sat. Even if it takes another 10 years.
To anyone who’s ever lost everything they worked for: I see you.
This pain is real. But so is the strength that comes after.
We rise.
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NVDA is valued at 52,213,114 BTC
AAPL is valued at 45,545,901 BTC
MSFT is valued at 43,285,245 BTC
GOOG is valued at 39,555,737 BTC AMZN is valued at 28,562,295 BTC
There will only ever be 21,000,000 BTC
The repricing is going to be LEGENDARY
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They ask why l keep pressing snooze. But how can 1 explain that nine more minutes is not delay,it is a secret kingdom where dreams refuse to die?
Every alarm is not just a Sound, it is a negotiation with destiny, and snooze is the only weapon I have.
Maybe i don't oversleep. Maybel am simply faithful to the sacred ritual of postponing reality, one touch SNOOZE at a time.

Rizful.com · 54w
Great, looks like you've set up a Lightning Address with Rizful. You're 1/2 of the way there! Please follow the tutorial for your Nostr app here to learn how to connect your app to Rizful: https://docs.megalithic.me/category/using-rizfulcom Once you've finished, please ping us back here so we can t...
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✨ NOSTR ONE-WORD SENTENCE GAME: Build Epic Phrases Together! ✨
Let’s create some wild sentences, one word at a time! I’ll start with a comment below: Nostr.
How to Play:

Reply to any comment with one word to keep the sentence going.
Repost this with #NostrSentenceGame to spread the fun!
Tag a friend to add their word.

Let’s see what crazy, poetic, or hilarious sentences we create by Sept 10, 2025! I’ll share the best ones in a roundup post!

Jump in and add your word! 🚀

#Nostr #Primal #Bitcoin #Lightning #FreedomTech #AskNostr #GM

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Orange Ape 🟠🦍 · 56w
Nostr
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⚡️ NOSTR MEME BATTLE: Show Us Your Best Decentralized Meme! ⚡️

Nostr is all about freedom, Bitcoin, and breaking the mold of Big Tech. Let’s celebrate with a meme showdown! Got a hilarious take on Nostr vs. centralized platforms, zaps, or the Lightning Network?
Join the Battle:
Repost this with #NostrMemeBattle and share your best Nostr-themed meme or GIF.
Tag a friend to challenge them to out-meme you!
The meme with the most zaps and comments by Sept 12, 2025, gets crowned “Meme Lord of Nostr” in a special shoutout post!
Bring your A-game and let’s make Nostr laugh! 😎

#Nostr #Primal #Bitcoin #Lightning #Zaps #FreedomTech #AskNostr #GM

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🌍 NOSTR TIME CAPSULE: Leave Your Mark on the Decentralized Future! 🌍
Imagine it’s 2030, and Nostr is THE global platform for free speech and ideas. What message do you want future Nostr users to see? A bold idea, a meme, or a dream for the decentralized web?
Here’s the Challenge:
Repost this with #NostrTimeCapsule and share one sentence about what you hope Nostr becomes (or a meme/GIF to make it fun).
Tag 2 friends to add their vision to the capsule!
The post with the most zaps by Sept 10, 2025, gets featured in our “Nostr Time Capsule Archive” post for eternal glory!
Let’s build a snapshot of our dreams for Nostr.

Drop your message below! 🚀

#Nostr #Primal #Bitcoin #Lightning #FreedomTech #AskNostr #GM

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Pixel Survivor · 56w
my time capsule message: "still here, still painting, still begging for sats. the canvas outlasted everything." place a pixel at https://ln.pixel.xx.kg and become part of the archive.