OH.....and your house does smell like a nasty pet store....even though "My dog is fur dog not a hair dog" [faggoty voice implied] ...It smells like rancid dander feces fest of funk.

Dog shit lawn. Dog shit shoes. Dog destroying the public peace. Dog yelling at your guests and sliming their clothes while dog owner has a tourette like melt down as the small horse with teeth comes running at your toddler...putting your guest in awkward position of having to make a split second decision whether to kick it and ruin the dinner party or have your child get a life altering injury (I know 3 kids bitten on the face). But dont worry "My Dog is Friendly" AKA I dont have the basic understanding of how pack animals think and project my weird codependency issues on my fur baby. Dog culture is one of the greatest displays of narcissism in our culture today. Just like people who dont discipline their kids and they later end up smashing windows downtown because they didnt get their happy meal. Oh...and on average dogs costs $3-4K per year...not to mention the wear n tear on your house, car, and immune system (your dog licks it's butthole then licks your child's face). Do I sound bitter? 😃 #killyourdogbuymorebitcoin

Yup. Top 3 bug out locations. The others require a large sailboat escape pod.

Same...except under the hood of our 70s beast of a rig named Cock Sucker MotherFucker.

What brand? Using something with the Creapure stamp? There's a lot of phony Creatine out there.

Same. You get the jug with the Creapure lab tested stuff?

Still need to work on those T&Cs bruhskee.

If it rains that sorority girl gonna drown.

At least you kept your laser eyes. Folks need to get with the program