
USHPC [2]: A Hectic Night
"Wilfredo, what the hell did you do to my suit? What detergent did you use? It looks like it shrunk!" BatCat meowed.

"The same as always, sir. Maybe you put on a little weight during the holidays!" the butler dog barked.
"Don't talk nonsense, Wilfredo. I'm going to put on the armor suit. I don't have time for you to make adjustments to this one."
"As you wish, sir!"
"Meanwhile, get the Catmobile ready to go."
"Sorry, sir, it's still in its box. I haven't had time to assemble it."

"Alright, I'll take the Catwind."
"Sorry, sir, it's still in its box too."
"Damn it, Wilfredo, what the hell have you been doing all month?"
"Equip the cat cave, install the electricity and Wi-Fi, move all the boxes with your suits and vehicle parts down here, and also, sir, I almost forgot, it only took me three weeks to sculpt the entrance to the cat cave following your instructions!!!"

"Damn it, Wilfredo, it wouldn't be a cat cave without that entrance. What vehicles do I have available?"
"The Catcopter, the Catskateboard, and the Catmotorcycle."
"Okay, I'll take the motorcycle. Charge the battery while I change my suit."
"It's fully charged, sir."
"Perfect."
A few minutes later, the superhero cat, clad in his armored suit and riding his speedy Catmotorcycle, speeds out through the secret entrance of the cat cave. Wilfredo watches him leave on the monitors and realizes he hadn't put the fully charged battery in the two-wheeler!!! "Damn it!" barked the dog.

Unaware of this, BatCat accelerates his Catbike at full speed, hurtling down the hill. The two wheels of his motorcycle fly over the black asphalt of the lonely road leading to Chaotic City when suddenly the battery dies and the bike shuts off before it can stop. The feline superhero curses Wilfredo as he kicks his motorcycle in disgust.

When he calms down, he tries to communicate with his butler dog, but at that moment BatCat sees a girl, perhaps 10 or 12 years old, emerge from the shadows of the dark forest on that desolate road, walking fearlessly toward him.

"If it's a dead man, let him come out on someone else!" BatCat meows, running off in the opposite direction, across the road. He leaps into some bushes to hide and avoid being spotted by the little girl. Our feline superhero, when he got scared, sometimes forgot he was wearing his suit and mask. BatCat misjudges the jump and hits his forehead against a tree. He doesn't crack his skull thanks to his helmet, but he's unconscious for several minutes. When he wakes up, he goes out onto the road and discovers that his motorcycle and the little girl have disappeared. Furious, he finally contacts Wilfredo, who at that moment is watching a rerun of "The Damned Cats of the Galaxy" on the giant monitor in the cat cave on Catflix.

"Damn it, Wilfredo, you gave me the motorcycle with a dead battery."
"Sir, it was just a mishap, but it's easily fixed. Just plug the battery into an outlet and it'll be fully charged in 45 minutes."
"My motorcycle was stolen, Wilfredo!!!"
"How is that possible, sir? Who stole it?"
The feline superhero hesitates for a second. He can't admit that he got scared when he saw a little girl and she stole his motorcycle, so he lies.
"Wild wolves! It was a whole pack. I counted about 15 wolves, maybe 16. There were a lot of them, Wilfredo. I fought back, but when I wasn't looking, they stole the Catmotorcycle!!!"
"How is that possible, sir? Who stole it?"

As unbelievable as his boss's story seemed, Wilfredo checked the location of BatCat and his motorcycle on the screen in the cat cave. Thanks to the trackers on the suit and the vehicle, the feline superhero appeared on the screen about 43.5 kilometers from the mansion, but there was no trace of the motorcycle.
"I'm on the Catcopter, sir! I'll be there in 10 minutes!" It only took Wilfredo 5 minutes to take off from the cat cave and get on his way.

As soon as the butler dog arrived, he landed on the road near his boss. BatCat went up to him and recounted in detail the fight of his life against the imaginary pack of wild wolves. Wilfredo listened attentively and accompanied him to the other side of the road, into the woods where, cunningly, part of the wolf pack had led the feline superhero to steal his motorcycle!

"I understand everything you've said, sir, but the one thing I don't understand is why a pack of wild wolves would want a Catmotorcycle?"
"And how would I know, Wilfredo?"
At that precise moment, the butler dog glanced around the area, and on the other side of the road, parked next to the Catcopter, was the stolen Catmotorcycle.

They both ran to the vehicles. BatCat looked around for the girl, Wilfredo for the wolves, but there was no sign of either of them. The butler dog checked the motorcycle and noticed that not only was it unscathed and undamaged by wild wolves, but the battery was also fully charged.
"Sir, the motorcycle battery is fully charged. Are you sure wild wolves took it?"
"I'm sure it was taken by wild wolves?" "I swear on the memory of Wonder Hamster Number 7!!"
Wilfredo found the whole thing very strange. How could wild wolves have charged the motorcycle's battery in that forest? BatCat was sure the girl was responsible, but he couldn't deny it; he had to move on.
"Wilfredo, return to our secret base with the CatMotorcycle and find out what happened to the wolves!"
"Yes, sir, as you command."
"Good, I'll take the Catcopter. Give me the keys!"
The superhero cat and the butler dog swapped vehicles and set off in opposite directions. By the time Wilfredo was back in the Cat Cave watching the space cats' adventures, BatCat was still flying over the city looking for a skyscraper rooftop to land his Catcopter. He wanted to land on the tallest building in Chaotic City, the Klausman Tower, but his aircraft's sensors warned him how sensitive the black building's security alarms were, so he looked for another nearby spot. A little lower, he chose the Excelsior Tower, with a clear rooftop on the 12th floor, far from prying eyes.

But not everyone was watching. In another building near the Klausman Tower, El Mirador, Gladys Kravitz was looking out the window of her tenth-floor apartment and watching the feline superhero and his helicopter.

"Aaaaaabner!!!" the woman shouts, calling for her husband who is asleep in bed. Abner wakes up startled, and Gladys tells him what she just saw.
"Gladys, please come to bed. Put those binoculars down. Have you taken your pills yet?"
"I'm not crazy, Abner. I just saw a cat dressed as Batman land in a small helicopter on the roof of the Excelsior building!!!"
BatCat, oblivious to Gladys and Abner Kravitz's marital problems, is perched on the ledge of the Excelsior building's rooftop, scanning the night with the cat-vision of his helmet-mounted armor, looking for a problem to solve on his first night as a superhero in Chaotic City.

Suddenly, he hears a faint whirring sound, as if something were tearing through the air while falling at great speed. The whirring grows louder and louder, and then suddenlyâPLOOOOOOOOF!!!âa dead weight crashes directly onto the Catcopter, shattering the aircraft into a thousand pieces. BatCat is completely taken by surprise when a detached piece of propeller strikes him savagely in the back, throwing him to the ground from the 18th floor of the Excelsior building. At that very moment, Abner Kravitz, prompted by his wife Gladys's shouts of protest, grabs his binoculars and looks out the window, trying to avoid the direction she's pointing.

-Gladys, there's no cat dressed as Batman, much less a helicopter on the roof of the Excélsior building!!!
To be continuedâŠ
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