When you flee Canada, pick a destination at least 2000ft above sea level

https://fountain.fm/episode/pbGjlsOFYLvo9goZrtwP

Powerful Gary 🫡

https://fountain.fm/episode/T09ZAip7WqkzW8JQ79eB

Bacon cheeseburgers are an American litmus test. If you don’t eat pigs or cows, (or worship them) you probably have some personal development left to accomplish.

https://fountain.fm/episode/MFcL5TcnV72whtxbEQY7

Test zap please ignore

https://fountain.fm/show/u39VNAOrV8JtcIoxFOfU

It's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay

https://fountain.fm/episode/FEvxUEgW4eZNiRWiwhSZ

If some legacy law says I legally own satishi’s coins, can I legally use them as collateral for a fiat loan?

https://fountain.fm/episode/FEvxUEgW4eZNiRWiwhSZ

Joey & Len are card carrying members of the pen15 club

https://fountain.fm/episode/YasYsdqaWtx536LmWbdV

I know this is his name, but it sounds like a fun new slur for farmers

GM to everyone except the dead guy who just got pulled out of the crick across from my place

In the past couple years of paying for home electricity in Central PA, the default cost of generation has almost doubled, while the cost of distribution has only increased about 20%

My current May 2026 prices:
Gen: $0.12953/kWh
Dist: $0.04968/kWh
Total: $0.17921/kWh

It’s weird that if I give myself Asians eyes just right, it fixes my vision issue that I wear glasses for. Glasses are just Asian eyes in disguise.