I don't believe "despite" is quite the best word to use here but I'm not a money scientist.

Can't believe how easily we solved the issue of single use plastic bags by simply printing "reusable bag" on them. That's real outside-the-bag thinking. Top work, team!

Could this technology be applied in other areas? Has anybody tried painting "not melting" on a glacier?

All your value are belong to goose

I'm so sick of this whole business where it's dark outside before it's even 6pm and I demand someone gets onto making the days longer immediately.

I love a public art.

@nprofile1q... can we have a "Goat Farming for System Administrators" guide in the near future? I'm probably not the only one feeling like that's the most appealing career progression path.

"You've got mail!"

Me: I will get started on the laundry first thing this morning.

Meech: No.

#caturday

Once again, my professional recommendation in response to the latest Linux kernel vulnerability in the news is that you should gather up all your electronic devices, cast them into the sea, and retreat to the woods.

Each night, gather your children and tell them tales of the Before Times when the hubris of humanity grew so large that we made idols of sand and spoke to them as equals. Remind them that the sand, of course, did not speak or think, but we imagined it could, and let it guide us to folly.

Should a stranger ever come to your village with a glowing rectangle, encourage the youth to beat them with sticks.

#infosec