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Mark :monero:  profile picture
Just to make sure because something someone said made me doubt: when you measure your peepee, you do count the part that's inside as well, right?
It's part of it after all.

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Zettour 🇮🇳 · 2w
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqzn2ejynsrhffurp30v0vv6ukhdszuqehks2rwdlmgpc65adt0tds5087jt The traditional way to measure is to your tailbone.
Mark :monero:  profile picture
My wife just said she doesn't want the engraved cards with Hitler quotes on the wall when she invites colleagues over.
Wtf she's turning into a libtard.

What's the point of me buying this laser engraving machine then?!
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weev · 2w
keep the same quotes for a set of guest plates but just attribute them to a bunch of niggers and faggots. Libtards will agree with anything if you tell them a communist nigger said it. Seriously I’ve used this technique on memes a thousand times.