Near omnipotent pan-dimensional beings will fall in love with your ship’s captain every single time.

#SciFiRules
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Let us remember that the much-vaunted Pilgrims were a bunch of religious extremists that moved to America because no one in Europe wanted to have them around judging them for being sinners most foul.

Those nutty religious people made Christofascists look tame by comparison.

In other news … the Idiot continues to defame E Jean Carroll … making it easier for her and her lawyers to sue AND win again.

Panoramic photo. Doesn’t do it justice, but is amazing.

Meteor Crater, AZ

Remember, the Solstice is upon us!

Be sure to hug your neighborhood Druid and thank them for keeping the seasons going.

"No one really expected the reflecting pool fiasco to generate the next pandemic. No one. Absolutely no one. Especially RFK Jr. I mean, he drank the water and even took a dip in it. Easy to see how he became Patient Zero."

Peter Thiel looks like the kind of guy who wishes he could wear those very cool German WWII uniforms.

"You silly kids and your autism. When I was young, we just locked them up in mental institutions and forgot about them," said Meemaw as she continued to hand-polish her world-renowned collection of souvenir spoons for the third time this month.

I see all these families being loving and nice to each other.

Meanwhile, I am dealing with an elder mother who has never, ever done anything wrong and has never, ever owned anything she’s done, and has never, ever apologized for anything she’s done because she’s never done anything wrong.

If I were more American … I would have already gone no contact … but here we are.

… and I know that someday, she’ll be living with me … sucking on the marrow of my soul.

If the Idiot has passed away ... or is in a coma ... and the couch fornicator has to take over ... he only gets to run for president one more time.

On the one hand, they're doing what NASA can't.

On the other hand, they're a private enterprise led by a ketamine addict obsessed with having as many kids as possible with as many women as possible.

When did the space program get so complicated?

Dude

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DUDE

The revenge fund to pay off the insurrectionists has been abandoned

Thoughts and prayers
Thoughts and prayers

Womp womp