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"I had the best childhood"
"You did?"
"Yup"
"Tell me one good memory from that time"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"I thought so"

The Epic of Gilgamesh is basically:

Gilgamesh is a tyrant king until the gods send Enkidu to humble him. Naturally, they become best bros and start killing monsters. Then Enkidu dies, and Gilgamesh suddenly realizes he, too, is going to die, which he finds deeply unacceptable. He goes on an epic quest for immortality, fails spectacularly, loses the magic anti-aging plant to a snake, and returns home having discovered the radical concept of “maybe being mortal is fine.”

Actually, I WAS Raised in a Barn

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Men Who Weaponize Incompetence and the Women Who Slowly Poison Them

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Projectile Runway

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Hug Therapy for Klingons

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Statements that may or may not be true, but have extensive backstories:

"I don't know why they want to divorce me."

"I don't understand why my adult children don't want to talk to me at all."

"I can't imagine why I am in front of the Hague International court."

At least they no longer kill soccer players for failing to perform properly for their country in the World Cup.

As someone who really likes sunlight and loves summer ... I'm all for DST becoming the default time for USAians.

I'm sure there are other people who would prefer Standard Time to rule the land.

Either way ... whatever happens, happens.

Near omnipotent pan-dimensional beings will fall in love with your ship’s captain every single time.

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