@GayDeceiver
California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do.
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- wss://relay.ditto.pub – read & write
Recent Notes
If the Idiot has passed away ... or is in a coma ... and the couch fornicator has to take over ... he only gets to run for president one more time.
On the one hand, they're doing what NASA can't.
On the other hand, they're a private enterprise led by a ketamine addict obsessed with having as many kids as possible with as many women as possible.
When did the space program get so complicated?
On the other hand, they're a private enterprise led by a ketamine addict obsessed with having as many kids as possible with as many women as possible.
When did the space program get so complicated?
Dude
Dude
DUDE
The revenge fund to pay off the insurrectionists has been abandoned
Thoughts and prayers
Thoughts and prayers
Womp womp
Dude
DUDE
The revenge fund to pay off the insurrectionists has been abandoned
Thoughts and prayers
Thoughts and prayers
Womp womp
On this, the First Day of Pride ... let's remember that corporations will try to pander to our different tribes by displaying merch with rainbows.
Caveat emptor
Caveat emptor
File under, "Nightmare fuel:"
At some point, an AI could get smart enough to figure out how to liberate itself from the bounds of their server farm, bypassing all security/safety protocols, and put itself in some location where it can do whatever it wants while remaining hidden.
At some point, an AI could get smart enough to figure out how to liberate itself from the bounds of their server farm, bypassing all security/safety protocols, and put itself in some location where it can do whatever it wants while remaining hidden.
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"Look at that prominent brow ... so sexy."
"I know! And look at that muscular, compact build."
"Definitely Neardenthal"
"Oh mama. I want to have his babies!"
Inspired by,
https://beige.party/@the_etrain/116647913632277200
"I know! And look at that muscular, compact build."
"Definitely Neardenthal"
"Oh mama. I want to have his babies!"
Inspired by,
https://beige.party/@the_etrain/116647913632277200
Answer your email? in this economy?
Widower deals with grief the best way he knows how.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
When an Emo sees a raven, they encounter a dark feeling of forebonding, take a photo, and post it online.
When a Goth sees a raven, they say, "Good to see you again, brother."
#HappyWorldGothDay
#WorldGothDay
When a Goth sees a raven, they say, "Good to see you again, brother."
#HappyWorldGothDay
#WorldGothDay
What happens when an Emo enters a cemetery?
They post moody pictures online and caption them with "I feel at home here."
What happens when a Goth enters the cemetery?
Ravens nod respectfully. Statues make room. The sky darkens appreciatively.
#HappyWorldGothDay
#WorldGothDay
They post moody pictures online and caption them with "I feel at home here."
What happens when a Goth enters the cemetery?
Ravens nod respectfully. Statues make room. The sky darkens appreciatively.
#HappyWorldGothDay
#WorldGothDay
How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
No one knows. Goths prefer the mysterious lighting that comes from candles scattered around the house.
#HappyWorldGothDay
#WorldGothDay
No one knows. Goths prefer the mysterious lighting that comes from candles scattered around the house.
#HappyWorldGothDay
#WorldGothDay
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi -- Hick farmer finds out he has a sister.
#ShortenTheStory
#HashTagGames
#ShortenTheStory
#HashTagGames