Eat my dust.

First client site. I wanted to see the people come in, so I got in early (7AM).

I COULD NOT FIND A PARKING SPOT!!!

Luckily, @nprofile1q... created the best pretext ever, "Fire alarm check from headquarters."

No one asked me any tough questions, and when I said there are special fire alarms in the server room, they left me there alone.

What do I do with the 1TB backup SSD I swiped from an unlocked network closet?