Lie and make it about hookers and blow. Unless that’s not a lie 👀

Check with Mags first.

Please exaggerate and make it even more crazy than what happened in reality. Let the Mike Hardcastle biography be the high tech smut that the world needs right now 😁

Read Sebastian Horsley's Dandy in the underworld. Besides having a good time and good life, you'll realize it was not so juicy.