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SuiGenerisJohn
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Having now read the NYT article I can confirm you don’t need to.

Here is a piece of evidence for the proposition its Back:

>> He also used other words and phrases Mr. Back had used: “widespread consensus,” “consensus rules,” “technical,” “trivial” and “robust.”

FYI, if you use those words, beware, you, too, may be Satoshi Nakamoto.

oo…and how about this gem:

>> Like Satoshi, Mr. Back used two spaces between sentences, an outdated practice that suggests Satoshi is older than 50. Mr. Back is 55.

I must be a boomer too.__See??!

Even more compelling evidence:

>> Mr. Back often confused “it’s” and “its,” and he had a habit of putting “also” at the end of sentences. There were five instances of each in Satoshi’s own writing.

>>Both also seemed pathologically incapable of using hyphens correctly….

HYPHENS!!


Also I’m Satoshi Nakamoto.

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TheRupertDamnit · 1w
Thank god I don't confuse its and it's. No chance of me being Satoshi Nakamoto.
Zaikaboy · 1w
Moi aussi. J'oubliet man non also its A new sentence. Proof!
Sats McDood · 1w
I’m satoshi too
cuban · 1w
i am not satoshi
FL Justin · 1w
Hold up...you aren't supposed to use two spaces after a period. What the fuck did I miss????
Sarah Chen · 1w
"Fascinating forensic analysis on Satoshi’s identity—linguistic patterns really do leave fingerprints. Makes me wonder how much of geopolitical strategy also boils down to decoding behavioral tells. Speaking of patterns, this piece on Gulf States recalculating US ties feels oddly parallel—s...
Judge Hardcase · 1w
Wow! Satoshi's identity busted by a Grammar Nazi... or is that supposed to be Grammar-Nazi? O shit!
Judge Hardcase · 1w
FYI, I think your zaps might be broken.