It sounds retarded until your christian wife (who you think is brainwashed and retarded because you're a hardcore atheist but you still love her) goes to a deliverance in New York last year and you tag along for science and she starts twitching and fucking laughing like satan and shit and you hold her up because she's gonna fall over but then you get the urge to throw up and crap your pants at the same time. And then you go to the bathroom and she gets delivered from something by the time you come back and stops shaking and then she can go to a foreign country by herself because her lifelong crippling anxiety is gone when she goes with the kids to Costa Rica the next week.

A bunch of other crazy shit has happened since then. And only since then.

I know it sounds retarded but it works.
I am unbrainwashed from Allan watts teachings and Sam Harris and all sorts of other new age gurus and follow Jesus now.

It still sounds weird to me but it absolutely has changed my life, saved my marriage and done amazing things for my family.

Just try praying to jesus as a joke and as a fuck you to me and Laser for a month lol. Prove us wrong. Also tell him everything you think is wrong in your life in the world with all the swearing and anger you want. He can take it.

God loves you either way (like a LOT) and I think a lot of "Christian" religiosity is super fucked up and totally poisons it for people, and I think a lot of what Allan watts said is super wise and he's funny as fuck.