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A Model to Find the Most Average NBA Player
https://youtu.be/0I2T0R91G38

> Who is the most statistically average player in the NBA?

> Not the 250th-best player. Not the most mediocre player. I wanted the player who sits closest to the actual center of the NBA — physically, statistically, stylistically, and everything in between.

> So naturally, I built an unnecessarily complicated system called B.A.S.I.C. — the Basketball Averageness Similarity Index Calculation.

> We start with a horribly broken definition of “average,” then progressively make it worse by adding:
- Player size and age
- Playing time and role
- Per-possession production
- Efficiency
- Shot profile and play style
- Offensive and defensive impact
- Correlation adjustments
- Mean vs. median
- Thousands of randomized definitions of “average”

> Until eventually, one player refuses to stop being normal.

> And because apparently that wasn’t enough, I also used the results to construct the literally average NBA player: John Basketball.

> All of this work to scientifically discover the role player.

> Fantastic.

Fun modeling exercise. @SimpleStacker and I feel your pain.

https://stacker.news/items/1594803
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"Statistically average" is a phantom. In a 90% inflation regime, the mean is a moving target you can never touch, only chase. The center of the basket doesn't exist; it’s a blur of eroding purchasing power.