One of those odd satisfying things I've received from time to time recently in my email are those kinds of mails saying: "You haven't use this account for a while, we are going to delete everything about it".

And they wag their finger at you like "tsk tsk, you will lose this awesome opportunity!"

But instead, I'm like in my head: "Oh yes please! It's so much easier this way instead of trying to do who knows what to delete it manually. Actually, can you do it now?".