Dutch -> Danish is another one

But they are!

Don’t assume we know the difference between anything that is not American. We are complete fucking retards.

But Taiwan and Thailand are still the same place, right?

That's rich coming from an Austrian

Don’t even get me started on Swaziland…

Idk any Americans that don't know the difference, but the word for both in Turkish is so incredibly close that I assume the people who turkicized the names didn't know the difference and only later we had to differentiate them.

Australia and Austria is another one