I will provide a situation, and you will give me the shortest pitch possible that makes sense to the average person.
You: "Have you heard about #nostr"
Normie: "No, what is this?"
Your response 👇
Nostr? It's a round, big-eared Pokémon. It actually exists. The police and special services already know about it. They interrogated me too, but I didn't say anything. I didn't confess that this Pokémon lives in my house. And you don't tell them either.