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Guy Swann
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Why do new appliances all sound like old annoying 8 bit video games? I set the temperature on the oven and it does a little jingle like I just got a mushroom in Super Mario Brothers.

This is such a dumb and pointlessly bothersome “tech” trend.
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NathanS000 · 27w
🤣 is it LG?
elsat · 27w
Both are ASICs
db42 · 27w
Just wait until “haptic feedback” is a trend. Your whole house will be dinging and vibrating 24/7.
Séimí Mac Síomón · 27w
Prob cause they're eventually going to gamify everything using carbon credits and it's predictive programming.
Michael · 27w
Nothing wrong with old 8 bit video games. 😅
SuiGenerisJohn · 27w
I considered removing the speaker in the micro but my wife uses anything that can be a timer as a timer.
trev · 27w
Yeah Quake sounds would be better than that wimpy stuff. You should've punched it and said "just heat up the meatloaf, you fker!"
A. T. Mechanicus · 27w
I miss the days of a dryer that could shake the walls of Jericho with it's buzzer.
Weatherall · 27w
all a part of the reptilian agenda to turn married men into useless frustrated faggots before bankrupting them when they finally rebel.
FEW_BTC · 27w
I have a new washer and dryer and they both make a sound when you press the on button... and the same when it completes... like you' described. Additionally, you have to press the "run" button on my new washer and dryer for four seconds before it will start the cycle... counting down 3-2-1... but d...
Lat51_Training · 27w
Agreed. I tend to miss using knobs. Smart appliances become so cumbersome bc they take 20min to figure out and need an app to use. My dryer plays a thirty second song when it’s done- a simple ding would suffice. This is refinement culture when the invention itself cannot be invented more, I th...
Mr. Sat Stacker · 27w
So they can charge more.
Mentat · 27w
I wonder if the trend towards analog media, like vinyl and cassettes, will make it all the way to appliances and our other gadgets? I’d personally love to see a number of small companies creating rugged retro household products. I envy that my grandparents only ever had to buy a thing once, and i...
Elizza · 27w
it's fun
Brisket · 27w
Appliances have become very needy & annoying to be sure.
magnum · 27w
I don't like the way appliances beep constantly. I mean, I'll empty the dishwasher in my own good time.
mlclm · 27w
I love my Zojirushi’s MIDI
skot9000 · 27w
Removed the speaker from my microwave and it’s amazing.
Gale Rush · 25w
Everything makes noise because we are afraid of silence I think.