AI6YR Ben on nostr

Okay, what kind of idiot buys a Bluetooth-enabled, app-controlled pizza oven which has a "digital temperature hub". MAKE IT STOP!

(not yet AI-enshittified, though. Better get on it, folks!)

#internetofcrap

AI6YR Ben · 1w

THEY SELL PACKAGES OF PIZZA DOUGH BALLS, WHICH ARE FLOUR, YEAST, SALT, AND WATER, FOR $99.00 #dumb https://media2.ai6yr.org/media_attachments/files/116/173/562/301/303/902/original/385618494ed1a29b.png

Jim Spath · 1w

nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqesha7f4m7zfc7rlyg7ufeysw8prq76f6edjr7ajh686raeeg5gsquzeqsh It's the Keurig business model. Only our nanobyte dough will bake in our proprietary oven. Counterfeit dough will be incinerated or the heat will just shut off.