15.ai aided me in creating this absolute masterpiece, and you will all now be subjected to my creation.
https://media.ditto.pub/cc2645c5ddcf9c7eaab1ef8f69d293e5f58581e147c3c76c38498cc5c487618e.bin
In case other Nostr clients either don't play the file, support native audio playback at all, or you all have some other issue here's the Catbox.
https://files.catbox.moe/4jugwi.flac
https://files.catbox.moe/4jugwi.flac