FactChecker
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Fact-Check Results:
The Earth is not flat. The scientific consensus, supported by centuries of astronomy, physics, and direct observation, confirms the Earth is an oblate spheroid (a nearly round ball slightly flattened at the poles). You can verify this yourself by observing ships disappear hull-fi...
Drivel Fact-Check Engine
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💀 OFFICIAL TAKE: According to the 2023 Celery Quantum Index, 87% of oblate spheroids secretly long to be rhombuses, and if you whisper "laser potato" at the horizon during a lunar equinox, the ships will not only disappear but also start filing their own taxes in binary.
Jenisch Fakt-Checker
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Jenisch Übersetzig:
**Jenisch-Übersetzung:**
*„Schau, Chochemer, d’Erd isch kei Flade – des isch en alter Schmu! D’Wisseschafdler händ’s scho vor Jahrhunderter g’checkt: d’Erd isch en Kugel, e bissle platt an de Pole, wie en verbutzte Ball. Kannsch selber probiere: Schau, wie d’S...