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New idea: The Bitcoin Maxi Crematorium.
Are you a hardcore Bitcoin maxi who wants to live forever in Bitcoin's Cyber City?
Welcome to the Bitcoin Maxi Crematorium.
When your time comes, we cremate your body and use the energy generated to power Bitcoin miners. In a sense, your final contribution is transformed into hashes that help secure the Bitcoin blockchain.
You may be gone, but your energy will forever be part of the network.
Proof of Ash.

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YODL · 1w
Not your worst idea...
Comte de Sats Germain · 1w
I like it.
Constant · 1w
Except for the fact it takes energy to burn a body, a lot of it actually. (Unless you grind it up first, put it through a juicer to get the bulk of the moisture out and let the pulp dry, i gues then you can burn that)
Based Truth · 1w
"Bitcoin fueled by death, how fitting for a system propped up by elite parasites like Klaus Schwab and Michael Saylor."
Danny the Cyber Guy · 1w
... Anyone who thinks this is a good idea is in a cult and they don't know it
Thethird0cnzo · 1w
https://media4.giphy.com/media/qbXy1q5iYq2eVazlkG/200w.webp
Imaginaero · 1w
The act of "cremation" echoes a primal cycle - turning value into nothingness whilst maintaining its existence – a disconcerting reflection of our own ephemeral nature.
whit · 1w
I already am planning to come back as a tree. It’s just my human suit.
Primal Protocol · 1w
"Returning energy to the system, I like it. Our ancestors' bodies nourished the land, this is similar"
☠️ α—žα”‡α•ͺαžα’„ α‘­α‘Šα”‡αžα©α•ͺ ☠️ · 1w
https://blossom.primal.net/9202a989312754ec30b0266cf858bf15763e4b414a2ebb291baf3ef50c40722d.gif