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Dr. Jeff
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Normies always want to hear my bitcoin price prediction.

So here it is...

IN 2035, I PREDICT THAT A GOOD QUALITY NEW YORK STRIP STEAK WILL COST ABOUT 2500 SATS.

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You're welcome.

Onward and upward.
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South Park Hodl · 60w
That would be really cool
HODL · 60w
Implied bitcoin price 2.5 million
light a walrus · 60w
Holy balllsssss haha https://blossom.primal.net/c559d42f4e2757afa7dd6ca3fcefb73ba207d3880bb94aec92adb5a463741983.gif
Utahn · 60w
This response is so good on so many levels. 🍻
TallBrian · 60w
At a restaurant or at home?!
IdahoPuma · 60w
I don’t like New York Strip, what about a real nice tenderloin? Run that through your hedge fund magic software and report back. Thanks!
Ragamuffin · 60w
Yesssss
twentyone · 60w
Beef, it’s what’s for dinner
bc21 · 60w
Stay humble, stack the zaps, so you can stack the steaks
Irrepressible · 60w
For the benefit of UK followers what is it currently Dr Ross?
Mindaugas · 60w
2035 = never. Not thank you.
MW · 60w
Weight of the steak?
ODELL · 60w
butcher shop or steak house?
Be The Change · 60w
2500 sats today = $2.60
nostrich · 60w
Need more of these predictions because it shifts the perspective to living on a bitcoin standard
Chris Alaimo · 60w
Rough back of the napkin math for those at home. A good quality strip steak (as of July 4th, 2025 Strip Steak - $22.00 Price of Bitcoin - $107,914.33 Sats / dollar - 927 Sats / dollar 2035 Strip steak - 2,500 Sats Price of Bitcoin - ~$880,281.69 Sats / dollar - 113.6 Sats / dollar Why so bearis...