Wow highway robbery.

Do you also get a complementary slap on the face?

https://media.tenor.com/M8xLEV1E-joAAAAM/from-this-moment-on-i-am-poor-eric-cartman.gif

You were robbed. sorry ☀️☕️🫂💜

Do they have financing options?

Where the hell is this so I can stay away

You only have to valet there once to know never again!

Pricing seems accurate based on inflation

Coulda been sats.

No way.

“gourmet American breakfast ensemble”

Is that a beverage condom? 🤔

Food inflation. Next year it will be $75

Seriously?

Well, that’s sad.

And you had the audacity to pay it.

Was the atmosphere worth it?

Reminds me of a friend who - upon receiving a quarter-a-shot espresso decided to add sugar worth the $8 to his overpriced drink.

Those eggs do have a nice color.

Did they really put your crummy toast in that? I'd be pissed.... "Excuse me, explain to me how this works... What am I supposed to do here with my "toast napkin"? Flick my toast crumbs onto the floor for the ants before wiping my face or just scratch the fuck out of my face and hope i dont get toa...

Holy shit

That’s Inflation 🫡

😂

$10: burnt coffee $10: mystery milk $10: unusually yellow eggs $10: burnt bacon $10: dry toast Tripping down to the nearest Waffle House for on par fare at a fraction of the cost? Priceless.

You just need to accept that you’re poorer.

😂😂😂😂😂 pretty impressive.

I did come with a juice condom. 😂

Rough. And 20% automated gratuity?

It looks like hospital food per wrap on the drink. The bacon looks like lawn mower blades

A magic beanstalk better grow out of your toilet tomorrow.

Those are premium seed oils

Fuuuuuuu.... Crazy I'd pass on that

Scam!