JESUS. These people need Jesus.

6, basically each sentence

One. r/ethereum

You gotta stake that shit bro

Extremely on brand for a robinhood user and eth “investor” The rugging will continue until IQ improves.

Yes, the answer is yes 😬

I think it’s fine, it’s all going to be Ok for him.

Where is the bitcoin ETF feed so that I can laugh at the fools buying actual shares?

Did you tell them?

5. I count 5 red flags

1. r/ethereum 2. “Etherium” 3. “full share” 4. all in 5. full share again 6. Robinhood 7. Leave it there 8. 10 to 15 years 9. Asking for advice on fucking r/Ethereum

DOUBLE-SPACES GLARING

how much time ya got buddy?

it's a scam, this guy Vitalik was spruiking the same crazy idea trying to trick people into giving away their BTC back in 2014 🤪 just ignore it lol

Imagine buying something that is infinity.

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Sad

Poor guy

Yikes 😬

All of them

oof, rip bud https://media.tenor.com/Et3lztIbkewAAAAC/yikes-shudder.gif

"there" 🚩

no worries 😁