Yeah I ate dog. It was pretty decent. I’m not hung up on the YOU CANT EAT ANY ANIMAL I KEEP AS A PET thing. This attitude lead to one of the greatest ecological catastrophes in American history. When Obama banned horse slaughter, people released their shitty mill bred lawn ornament ponies into the wild instaed of selling them to the slaughterhouse. They all had tons of genetic health problems, and they ended up breeding with wild horse stocks, which have virtually none. Millions of years of evolution done by a single act of congress and a bunch of old retards who grew up with too much money being like YOU CANT EAT THE NOBLE HORSE, I RODE THEM IN MY YOUTH. Good job assholes.

Anyways, dog is pretty good. I’d eat it again. And I fucking love dogs. But frankly, cows have even nicer personalities than dogs and I’m not going to stop eating cheeseburgers either.