you had me in the first half

😬 yikes

He is still a guy.

thought you liked fast transactions

No, he isn't.

He wishes

Why does Stan want to be Loretta?

https://media.tenor.com/bWSzRQOsBsMAAAAC/bye-wave.gif

I didn’t know you knew nostr:nprofile1qqsfvpc4r0g66gsxeqjhqlm2tqadntk3943k06kkym4jfg5ns7fe4tspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucm4wfex2mn59en8j6gn8gyz4 from 4-7th grade.

If you invite her to your place to catch up, remember to put the toilet seat down. Otherwise she might go mental and the only way to calm her down is to buy her a bouquet of flowers.

I’m sure there was a scene in The Simpsons where Homer said getting married was like having a best friend but you could play with their boobs

Some of the best engagement bait I’ve seen here 👏👏 The twist is they were always a girl… at least hopefully

Congrats lol