@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... And yet folks shower in and drink the same. 🤷‍♂️ I doubt a clean backside will increase their chemical load significantly. The weird stuff in most of those wipes, otoh... It's hard to find plain ones; you're talking benzalkonium chloride and perfumes at a minimum.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzalkonium_chloride