we've just had a delivery, I knew we were expecting a (relatively big, but not so heavy) cushion and a cabinet with mirror doors.

so I had @Diego Roversi take the cushion, and then was waiting for the cabinet. the delivery person suggested that we switch, because the other package was heavy

I announced, loudly, in the middle of the street “no, no. he's elderly” and got the cabinet

I'm a bad person, right? :D