So I know it's probably just a holiday shipping fuck up, but it's really frustrating when I'm trying to get an update on a package that hasn't been updated since the 16th, and they request some blood, a picture of my asshole, hair of my firstborn, just to get an update on a package that's missing.

Like, you stupid assholes. I have a valid tracking number. Just tell me what the fuck's going on with it.