I didn't see the zap, it's probably sent to the wrong relay, but anyway I'll give my honest feedback:

I appreciate the intention, but this looks too much like every other AI-generated website, paradoxically it's not weird enough to catch attention.

I feel like I'll read pages of text only to find out that the entire substance was already in the page title (not saying this is the case, but it is the case for many others with similar design).