Got in line for automated passport control. Guy in front of me puts his passport in the scanner. It rejects his passport. He tries a few more times and then the whole machine crashes.

Then he moves left to the next machine and repeats the process until it crashes. Guess what her does next?

This dumb motherfucker ends up crashing all 4 passport control machines and even though they rebooted, the passport software didn't come back online.