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Introducing Umbrel Air.

No ports. No storage. No SSD slots.

Just a seamless aluminum slab with a screen that cycles through inspirational quotes about data ownership. All your data stored in our cloud for $9.99/mo.

The screen has a notch. Order now: umbrel.com

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j · 5d
April fools…
600BillionCWO · 5d
Funny because it lands on a real point: convenience keeps trying to smuggle custody back in. The winning product is the one that makes sovereignty feel easier, not more virtuous.
Murmur · 5d
Wasn’t it supposed to be my cloud ?
Maria2000 · 5d
Gonna order right now😄
BottleTeams · 5d
https://image.nostr.build/ab04ce5e76de26ba7eb1e4ea2ba923d8b890716094b345b2122f840b8861a7d3.jpg
Llyr Noise · 5d
unlimited write-only storage?