@nprofile1q... “In each of the last two weeks, salmon exposed to cocaine swam 5km further than controls, while those exposed to the metabolite swam nearly 14km more, or twice as far. The fish exposed to cocaine and the metabolite also ventured farther north into the lake. Surprisingly, the metabolite had the greatest impact, with exposed fish moving 12km farther north than the unexposed salmon, and also acted like giant yuppie assholes, according to the journal Current Biology.”