@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... this joke hurt.

@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... this is the one that scares me. Not just undergraduates (which I think is what a lot of people think about) but grad students who conduct a lot of research and medical fellows who do a lot of our healthcare. The med fellows are interesting—especially the experienced surgeons who come here to get more experience with trauma patients like football players and car crash and gunshot victims that they don’t see as often at home but still need to treat.

@nprofile1q... “In each of the last two weeks, salmon exposed to cocaine swam 5km further than controls, while those exposed to the metabolite swam nearly 14km more, or twice as far. The fish exposed to cocaine and the metabolite also ventured farther north into the lake. Surprisingly, the metabolite had the greatest impact, with exposed fish moving 12km farther north than the unexposed salmon, and also acted like giant yuppie assholes, according to the journal Current Biology.”

@nprofile1q... I believe in you!

@nprofile1q... That’s what agencies do. They have the contacts and a relationship with the people they refer the work to and you don’t. Go ahead and spend an entire work day trying to find the actual person with the right skills, or send it out and have it done quickly.

@nprofile1q... same! Weirdly, it came from someone likely to organize such an event

@nprofile1q... On the one hand, this explains a lot of things. Like how SECDEF didn’t understand that bombing the capital of a country wouldn’t win them friends, and that Iran—who famously sent children to the front lines in the Iran Iraq war—wouldn’t fold easily, and would be willing to suffer the closure of the strait of Hormuz.
On the other hand, holy shit! What the actual torment nexus fuck?
Thirdly, the US is now considered an unreliable ally (although ask the Kurds…)