"look, Charlie Kirk xd, counting gang violence, xdddd I'm so funny"
"No wait a minute, not like that! You're making fun of a teenager"
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/cd/81/57/cd8157c1dc14b2f88cb88...
Tbh i would post a picture of the bridge and just say "The bridge calls to you, like a siren. You desire the cold breeze of the night, the long plunge into the icy waters, the embrace of oblivion to release you from your cursed existance."