LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF OUR CITY:
I RISE TO SPEAK ON THE NOTION OF 'ZONING'
OUR ONCE PROUD NATION, GUIDED BY FOUNDING VISIONARIES INSPIRED BY THE LIBERTY PROTECTING, GOVERNMENT LIMITING TRADITION OF THE MAGNA CARTA, AND THEIR CONTEMPORARY REVOLUTIONARY COUNTERPARTS IN FRANCE, AND THEIR ADMITTEDLY PROTECTIONIST, FEDERALIZING, NATIONALIST INCLINATIONS AND WILLINGNESS TO FRACTIONALIZE THE VOTING RIGHTS OF NATIVES, ODDLY, WISELY HELD SACROSANCT THE UNIMPEACHABLE RIGHT TO PROPERTY AKA THE FRUITS OF OUR LABOR AKA FREEDOM TO EARN, AND TO BUILD, AND TO STACK ACHIEVEMENTS.
IT IS IN LIGHT OF THIS TIMELESS WISDOM THAT I URGE THE COUNCIL TO EMPHATICALLY VOTE NAY ON THE PROPOSED RESOLUTION TO MANDATE SPECIFICALLY COLORED MAILBOXES.
I RISE TO SPEAK ON THE NOTION OF 'ZONING'
OUR ONCE PROUD NATION, GUIDED BY FOUNDING VISIONARIES INSPIRED BY THE LIBERTY PROTECTING, GOVERNMENT LIMITING TRADITION OF THE MAGNA CARTA, AND THEIR CONTEMPORARY REVOLUTIONARY COUNTERPARTS IN FRANCE, AND THEIR ADMITTEDLY PROTECTIONIST, FEDERALIZING, NATIONALIST INCLINATIONS AND WILLINGNESS TO FRACTIONALIZE THE VOTING RIGHTS OF NATIVES, ODDLY, WISELY HELD SACROSANCT THE UNIMPEACHABLE RIGHT TO PROPERTY AKA THE FRUITS OF OUR LABOR AKA FREEDOM TO EARN, AND TO BUILD, AND TO STACK ACHIEVEMENTS.
IT IS IN LIGHT OF THIS TIMELESS WISDOM THAT I URGE THE COUNCIL TO EMPHATICALLY VOTE NAY ON THE PROPOSED RESOLUTION TO MANDATE SPECIFICALLY COLORED MAILBOXES.