@nprofile1q... and this barely scratches the surface! I didn't mention the paper archives, the access+oracle hybrid, the PDA from 1982, the printer that broke if you moved the mouse "too much", the whole terrible period with mailing hard drives back and forth, the time I had to rewrite the python CSV module in a locked room with no internet, the snipers, the Nuremberg defense, the time I had to smuggle a USB drive in my shoe... working for the government was a real trip