I've been chained in a basement and only have access to three dozen Nostr clients. I cannot DM for help. I fear I shall perish if I see one more lukewarm Bitcoin meme. https://blossom.primal.net/94fa393e6b4c50e7b6f9fefc94b0eabe35b7b1ab2dc5e5e3cf19a6e6d82f4fe8.jpg