Damus
Dr. Hax · 2w
Yeah, and the "I've hacked your Windows machine..." are entertaining for people like us. It's like, yo, do you have a time machine? Because I haven't had a windows box in quite some time. ๐Ÿคฃ
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๐Ÿ˜‚ Definitely been a while since I've had a Windows machine.

I don't see them as often anymore but my other favorites were the ones are the ones where they're trying to be calm and friendly with you and being like "hey bud so I hacked your machine and I get it we all watch porn but boy howdy do you watch some nasty stuff I got it all recorded and I'm gonna leak it if you don't pay me"
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