You think I have smoke alarms?

...Or love your Blackstone.

It taught me that medium-low is the new medium

Smoke alarms are a shitcoin

What smoke alarms?

Smoke alarms where you can remove the battery ftw

Wen smoke alarm with a 30-minute snooze button?

Why would you cook inside

Mine doesn't go off when I cook. Use butter, or an oil with a higher smoke point; like avocado oil.

Part of the reason I’m a grill maxi 😂

I took em all down 💪💯👑😎

I use the burner on the grill. Pro tip.

That's the neat part, you just remove the batteries.

No rangehood?

Fil says that's how he knows the food is done when mil cooks 😂.

Grill outside

Turned them all off lmao

That and the hazy blue kitchen. I try to reverse sear 'm on the egg as much as possible. Also i really regret getting an extractor hood with a plasma filter. That thing does nothing. There is literally grease on the air exit where the air was supposed to go through the plasma filter to get annihila...

Yano what I hate more then the smoke alarm? The dude who decided a microwave with a vent over a range is just as good as a range hood that vents outside. Cleaning the grease off the damn ceiling is tiresome.

It’s called a steak alarm.

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I cook outside exclusively

Completely. Had the Fire Dept at our complex bcuz of my wood pellet smoker. Smoker had to go. Still raw about it.

Hahaha indeed. That is why I turn them off when steak is searing.