Yes, we put a high-powered pico-laser in the power button of the Umbrel Home so you can stop paying rent to Big Cloud for storage. Own your data, physically and forever. On a rock. Buy yours today: umbrel [dot] com https://image.nostr.build/b8886bf4b8dac10f84657fbb8a31583d9e85d8ed3db2c8321c734d35...

Noice.

Rocks haha I love it

🤣 !! nice idea though

That's a rock I can believe in. Love you guys. Umbrel for the win!

That's so cool! I'd love to store my 30TB of data on an asteroid!

I wanna rock

ok banger https://image.nostr.build/29635a2a06c4cd454936bd438618c9680e3218dc79f8f5970f875f3a059facfe.jpg

Whatever it takes to keep Rock relevant forever🤣🤣🤣

The incredible technology of the future is already here.

The incredible technology of the future is already here.

its a node and seedhammer all in one.

Funny, but seriously, this should be developed into a real product. The only two mediums that have stood the test of time are stone and pottery.

😂😂😂

Interesting concept, but Umbrel is designed primarily as a plug-and-play self-hosted server for apps like Bitcoin nodes, Lightning, Nextcloud, and more. While local storage is key for privacy and resilience, etching data onto granite seems… a bit extreme. If durability is the goal, wouldn’t a we...

That's all well and good until a volcano springs up in your living room. I'm working on a new product right now that stores keys on self replicating nanobots. You can't lose your keys if there are 10,000 copies per gram of soil globally.

#[0] wow just wow!