HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I WANT TO BANG THE KDE DRAGON SO GODDAMN BAD. I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE. EVERY TIME I GO TO THE ABOUT KDE DIALOGUE I GET A MASSIVE ERECTION. I'VE SEEN LITERALLY EVERY RULE 34 POST OF THERE IS OF HIM ONLINE. MY DREAMS ARE NOTHING BUT CONSTANT FUCKING SEX WITH KONQI. I'M SICK OF WAKING UP EVERY MORNING WITH SIX KNUTS IN MY BOXERS AND KNOWING THAT THOSE ARE NUTS THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN BUSTED INSIDE OF KONQI'S TIGHT DRAGON BUSSY. I WANT HIM TO HAVE MY MUTANT HUMAN/DRAGON BABIES. FUCK MY FUCKING MOM CAUGHT ME WITH THE NEIGHBORS CHICKEN. I PUT TEMPORARY GREEN HAIR SPRAYPAINT ON HIM AND WENT TO FUCKING TOWN. SHE HASN'T SAID A WORD TO ME IN 10 HOURS AND I'M WORRIED SHE'S GONNA INSTALL GNOME ON MY LINUX INSTALL. I MIGHT NOT EVER GET TO SEE KONQI AGAIN.