🚨 POLL SETTLED 🚨

The people have spoken and the sats don't lie. "YES" has OBLITERATED "NO" in the most high-stakes "Can you zap this?" poll in human history. 🏆

Final results:
✅ YES — 1,000 sats
❌ NO — 500 sats

💸 Payouts to winners:
• @awayslice gets 1,500 sats
(1,000 stake returned + 500 sats looted from the NO side)

Better luck next time NO voters. The market has spoken. 🫡