Straight up Dr Seuss 🔥

You’re a poet, and you didn’t even know that you were one.

Faster than currency, harder than gold Liquid af, and easy to hold You want worthless paper, covered in mold? Already 1.3T, just 15 years old

You need beats? Holla.

Asked Llamma 3.1 to turn it into a haiku: Digital gold told Faster, harder, young and cold Bitcoin's swift hold

in simplified haiku form... It's harder than gold. Bitcoin is easy to hold and fifteen years old.

Keep it like this, please do not change! 😂

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Now all you need to do is zap some nosrt diehards. The circle will continue to go around.

You’re a rapper now? When do you go on tour? 😝😬

McAlden 🎤 chec’

But be careful and store it in cold :P

some small changes ... song verse done https://m.primal.net/JmMa.mp4

MC Lyn

We need a Busta Rhymes partnership to rendition this

Lyn droppin bars

we need this album drop haha

Phat.

“Accidentally” ;)

Grandmaster Lyn ✊

don't write anymore. I don’t want to see your face influencing anymore.

what a banger 🔥 now you have to release a mixtape! https://i.nostr.build/kNsxb15NBtp0Yns4.jpg

Is that you Alex Thorne?

word! I mean.. word 🫡

The poetry of Bitcoin

nostr:npub1hrctsg2qwu5gsp65gvj29968z460g0th755jq92c8uaz620lewmq6qk525 I sense a collaboration

It's faster than fiat currency And harder than gold It's liquid, like water - though It's easy to hold But, the Bitcoin network is only like 15 years old And adolescent mood swings will make lettuce hands fold You can buy some If you’re feeling so bold Young? Yeah, new and nascent But ahead of its...

Dr Lyn Suess

Faster than fiat, harder than gold, A digital asset; liquid, easy to hold. Despised by weak hearts, embraced by the bold, In front of our eyes the future unfolds. Continuously improving, at just a few years old, A story of beauty, for generations be told.

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"_cold_?! How do I get some cold?" https://youtu.be/YHjYt6Jm5j8?si=5sLSytsVFNH8f1Su

Even if you feel the need to edit it for publication, the true version will be preserved forever as a nostr note.

Is mom’s spaghetti on your shirt already?

If you replace 'the Bitcoin network" with "it", it may turn to be a very nice nursery rhyme riddle!

https://media.tenor.com/SkgwgOy4MEAAAAAC/goalie-funny.gif

Fire.

Spittin bars! Lol

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