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Ben Justman🍷
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I genuinely don't understand why plates exist.

All you need is a cutting board and wine glasses.
Try it tonight.🍷
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Moe · 43w
I eat with my fingers and drink straight from the wine bottle.
atyh · 43w
Went to a resturant on the Rio Grande that used 14in floor tiles instead of plates. It was perfect
PringleMac · 43w
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Joe · 43w
Charcuterie propaganda
Avis · 43w
Blasphemy! Plates are the lingerie of food!
Benking · 43w
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The BTC economy · 43w
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β–“β–’β–‘[Danielsan256]β–‘β–’β–“ · 43w
I'd clean it too much thinking of the germs in the nooks and crannies and wind up ruining it :/
Citify · 43w
😍
Hofer99 · 43w
I go with parchment paper. Cheap AF and can just throw it away.
Catty_McCatface · 43w
What time is dinner? We can bring some excellent wine πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
Bitcoin Golf Pro · 43w
πŸ’―
Glenn Coco · 43w
this is a terrible thing to see 16 hours into my fast
Jim · 43w
πŸ’― agree, my wife laughs at me for eating on my cutting board. Why dirty a plate, it's already here.
minna · 43w
I thought we were supposed to care about aesthetics? Plates can be beautiful and the food we grow, prepare, and serve deserves a worthy presentation
Sam · 43w
If we don’t have separate plates it turns into an eating race with my wife and I. We hongray
pukka · 43w
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Thorsten · 43w
Damn, I'm gna break my fast now... 🀀 πŸ˜‚