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I broke the bathroom mirror by accidentally punching it while in the process of triumphantly plucking out a particularly stubborn nose hair. I told my wife I did it when I slipped getting out the shower and now she's asking if we need those white grab handles installed.

Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd: · 3w

nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqnk4wcn5hdzw6yec9lsxmz75ltvznktgs48jeyqvgrfx48fe4t2nq5g3e6m As I get older, installing the “Holy Shit Handles” doesn’t seem like a bad idea. Dignity be damned, but sometime I could use a little fulcrum to pull myself off the bowl or hold my...