My mother: There are children in Africa that would like to have that food.
Me: Holy shit! What the fuck?! Niggers want to steal my food! Niggers are coming to steal my food! The Jews! The Elders of Zion! The Honourable Society of the Middle Temple! The Bilderbergs! The Rockefellers! Klaus goddamn Schwab is sending Niggers to steal my food! Holy moly!