Today I made some cyclist faggot scream "go fuck yourself" in pure soy rage after violating the sanctity of his precious bike lane for five seconds to make a dropoff. Hope he still seething about it r...
@Hoss "Sneed (Formerly Chuck)” Delgado Nice, here's my cyclist story
>be me
>driving
>come to roundabout
>whole family of cyclists crossing in front of me
>Dad cyclist fucking with his pedals and sitting in the middle of the road
>Get closer
>still fucking with the pedals
>have to actually stop because pedals
>say to myself "Move your ass you dumb faggot"
>It wasn't to myself
>passenger window open 2 inches
>he hears
>he rages
>I am this far into this I have to commit
>Family has MATCHING outfits
>Bright neon yellow skin tight shirts
>black skin tight bike shorts
>all 4 of them
>he moves out of the way screaming
>proceed to go 10 mph next to this family yelling at this guy
>LOOK A WHOLE FAMILY OF FAGGOTS
>NICE OUTFITS FAGGOTS
>DID YOU PICK OUT EVERYONES OUTFIT REAL CREATIVE FAGGOT
>DID YOU MOLEST YOUR SON FAGGOT
>Yell at each other for about half a mile going 10mph
>face gets increasingly more red
>screaming gets louder and he starts making mistakes while yelling
>laugh he's so mad
>they go down bike path out of sight
>be me
>driving
>come to roundabout
>whole family of cyclists crossing in front of me
>Dad cyclist fucking with his pedals and sitting in the middle of the road
>Get closer
>still fucking with the pedals
>have to actually stop because pedals
>say to myself "Move your ass you dumb faggot"
>It wasn't to myself
>passenger window open 2 inches
>he hears
>he rages
>I am this far into this I have to commit
>Family has MATCHING outfits
>Bright neon yellow skin tight shirts
>black skin tight bike shorts
>all 4 of them
>he moves out of the way screaming
>proceed to go 10 mph next to this family yelling at this guy
>LOOK A WHOLE FAMILY OF FAGGOTS
>NICE OUTFITS FAGGOTS
>DID YOU PICK OUT EVERYONES OUTFIT REAL CREATIVE FAGGOT
>DID YOU MOLEST YOUR SON FAGGOT
>Yell at each other for about half a mile going 10mph
>face gets increasingly more red
>screaming gets louder and he starts making mistakes while yelling
>laugh he's so mad
>they go down bike path out of sight